Essa é outra que deve ser velha, mas boa. Pra ver a brincadeira, faça o seguinte:

• Compre um computador com uma placa de rede;
• Ligue para o provedor de sua escolha e assine um plano vagabundo de acesso à internet;
• Ligue o computador;
• Abra seu browser favorito;
• Vá ao Google e digite: “politico honesto“ (com ou sem as aspas, tanto faz);
• Não aperte Enter, ao invés disso, aperte “Estou com sorte” ou “I’m feeling lucky”;
• Vai aparecer essa pustema aí embaixo:

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Versão chinesa da música Smoke on the Water da banda Deep Purple. Yangtze é o maior rio da Àsia e está localizado na China.

Achei super interessante. Parece que os caras vão revestir a roupa com uma proteção, daí vai ficar igual um marine intergalático. O exoesqueleto permite que os humanos virem verdadeiros Exterminadores. Carregam pesos extraordinários, fazem movimentos corriqueiros dos humanos, porém mais lentamente, além de fornecer proteção extra ao ser revestida por uma armadura resistente.

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