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Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

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“There is a video on Youtube named Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. If you search this, you will find nothing. The few times you find something, all you will see is a 20 second video of a man staring intently at you, expressionless, then grinning for the last 2 seconds. The background is undefined. This is only part of the actual video.

The full video lasts 2 minutes, and was removed by Youtube after 153 people who viewed the video gouged out their eyes and mailed them to Youtube’s main office in San Bruno. Said people had also committed suicide in various ways. It is not yet known how they managed to mail their eyes after gouging them out. And the cryptic inscription they carve on their forearms has not yet been deciphered.

Youtube will periodically put up the first 20 seconds of the video to quell suspicions, so that people will not go look for the real thing and upload it. The video itself was only viewed by one Youtube staff member, who started screaming after 45 seconds. This man is under constant sedatives and is apparently unable to recall what he saw.

The other people who were in the same room as him while he viewed it and turned off the video for him say that all they could hear was a high pitched drilling sound. None of them dared look at the screen.

The person who uploaded the video was never found, the IP address being non-existant. And the man on the video has never been identified.”

Top Gun visto pelos olhos de Tarantino

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Bando de viadinhos nesse filme!

Surfando em correntes

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Drift Árabe

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Senhorita peida pelos peitos

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Vou nem falar de qual país.

Big Broccoli Ocarina

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O japa sem alma aí fez uma flauta através de um brócolis. A música é a Angels We Have Heard On High.

Escopetarra

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O cara usou uma AK-47, a famosa arma russa, e criou a suberba Escopetarra!
Agora eu me pergunto? Se ele usou uma AK-47, e não uma escopeta, não deveria se chama AK-47tarra?


Obrigado ao liquid pela dica!

Tropa de Elite direto de Portugal

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Imagem 10 | Hambúrguer na lata

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Faça seu pedido do suculento hambúrguer na lata!

Frozen Grand Central

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Depoimentos em um tribunal

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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Armaduras cybernéticas

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Achei super interessante. Parece que os caras vão revestir a roupa com uma proteção, daí vai ficar igual um marine intergalático. O exoesqueleto permite que os humanos virem verdadeiros Exterminadores. Carregam pesos extraordinários, fazem movimentos corriqueiros dos humanos, porém mais lentamente, além de fornecer proteção extra ao ser revestida por uma armadura resistente.

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