Depoimentos em um tribunal

InÃºteis

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

02/02/08

MÃºsica | Smoke on the Yangtze

MÃºsica

VersÃ£o chinesa da mÃºsica Smoke on the Water da banda Deep Purple. Yangtze Ã© o maior rio da Ã€sia e estÃ¡ localizado na China.

02/02/08

Armaduras cybernÃ©ticas

InÃºteis

Achei super interessante. Parece que os caras vÃ£o revestir a roupa com uma proteÃ§Ã£o, daÃ vai ficar igual um marine intergalÃ¡tico. O exoesqueleto permite que os humanos virem verdadeiros Exterminadores. Carregam pesos extraordinÃ¡rios, fazem movimentos corriqueiros dos humanos, porÃ©m mais lentamente, alÃ©m de fornecer proteÃ§Ã£o extra ao ser revestida por uma armadura resistente.

02/02/08